"We had to keep going you know because I've only got a certain amount of energy available each day," the woman declared too loudly as she boarded the tram.
I looked up to check that she was in fact human. I was expecting something battery powered.
"Mmmm yes well shopping's shopping really isn't it?" said her companion.
They both lacked punctuation when they spoke.
"Yes it is everything is the same it doesn't matter where you go there's nothing new although we did see some lovely teapots only $100 each but then who really needs another teapot especially if you have to pay that much for it."
"No things aren't cheap over here are they $100 for a teapot seems like far too much but they were lovely but you have enough teapots you don't need another one."
I sat pondering the question of how many teapots does one have to have to be declared at that point of "enough"? I also worried that the conversation could involve a detailed, unpunctuated description of the various qualities of teapots.
My stop came and I never found out. My life will go on.
Why do people speak without punctuation? (Although having spent the day reading student evaluations, I could also ask why punctuation is not used for written communication. I think the language in which they write is English, but sometimes I honestly can't tell.)
I have a neat little stainless steel teapot that is perfect to make one sizeable cup of tea. It's round and welcoming and cost me far less than $100. I have the same teapot in a larger size for when there's more than one tea drinker in the house. I wouldn't dream of serving tea bags.
This reminds me of the time I was out with a dear friend and we went to a cafe in Hobart. I felt like a cup of tea, but have learned that assumptions about the quality of tea served must be checked.
After confirming that the establishment served tea, I asked whether they used leaves or a bag. The girl looked very confused - perhaps conflicted.
"Well, they're leaves, but ... but...they're in a bag?" The upward inflection betrayed her uncertainty.
To stop me from laughing in her face I promptly ordered a cappuccino.
What's the most you've ever paid for a teapot? Do you use a pot or a bag?